| Since i last posted... |
[Apr. 12th, 2004|03:35 pm] |
-Got dumped
-Been Florida
-Had cast removed!
-Returned to skool!
-Got new g/f
-Had bday!
and thats all to date |
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| Ow... |
[Mar. 2nd, 2004|05:02 pm] |
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I am having to type this entry with 1 hand due i had broke my other arm in PE today!
Geez it hurts!
Anyway i will stop belly-aching now and get to the point...oh wait the point was to belly-ache!
I would like to thank Jamie Diskin for kicking the ball at me in the first place and am announcing an officail 'evil stare' at him um...*stares evilly at Jamie Diskin |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2004|06:38 pm] |
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MSN Messenger is down so im bored as hell. i honest to god can not be arsed to make pixel and the squidi.net forums are as busy as santa's grotto in summer!
*slits wrists*
*falls down*
*realises he slit his finger*
*says "meh" and wanders off* |
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| The Final Countdown... |
[Feb. 11th, 2004|08:03 pm] |
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This Saturday is Valentines day!
One of my friends, Faye, has gone psycho over it spouting random rubbish chat up lines to any lad she sees!
And coming to you, straight from the seventh, is todays news with your host Reginold!
Reginold: Helloo, the top story today is Justin Timberlake announces to the world that if his fans raise $2 billion then he will eat 200 tonnes of his own bodily waste.
In other news billionaire Bill Gates donates $2 billion to Justin Timberlake's 'Eat His Own Words Fund'! The billionaire said, "Best Billion I Ever Spent!"
Breaking News!
Justin Timberlake will tonight snack into 200 tonnes of his own bodily waste thanks to his 'Eat His Own Poo, i mean Words Fund'!
Good Day or Good Night! |
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| An ode to rhetorical questions... |
[Feb. 10th, 2004|07:03 pm] |
"Ever noticed that when girls and boys talk over the internet they can, only when they meet up they are shy and dont speak?"
Weird?
Of course it's not!
At this moment in time im a mixture of bored and happy.
*Shoots dog*
*Dog is still alive*
*Shoots the dog again*
*Dog falls dead*
Ok im cheering up......i think...
I Luv Kirsty 4eva and alwaysz........I.D.S.T! |
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| Dog Shootin! |
[Feb. 9th, 2004|06:39 pm] |
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It has been brought to my attention that i have killed people of the disease 'lol'!
I would like to say.......dunno so ill just say that i am proud to except the award of BFF(Best Friend Forever)!
I would like to thank my BFF Faye for nominating me for this award and my girlfriend Kirsty for being at my side during my collection of this award. I would also thank all the little people that i have stood on to get on this stage!
So goodnight all and to all a goodnight! |
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| Oh the exitements killing me! |
[Feb. 9th, 2004|05:36 pm] |
So. Bored. Can. Not. Speak. Full. Sen. Tences.
*Shoots dog*
*Burys dog*
*Farts on grave*
*Runs away* |
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| Bored beyond belief! |
[Feb. 8th, 2004|03:53 pm] |
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Kirstys out all day, no-one interesting is online and the squidi forums are just, well, boring so im just going to moan that im bored. -_- |
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| Boo Yeah! |
[Feb. 7th, 2004|08:31 pm] |
Guess whos got a girlfriend?
No not that dude running around with the spatula but moi!
Yes it is the dude that no-one in their right mind would go out with!
I feel touched and yet I FEEL SUPER HORNAY! |
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